I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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