I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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