just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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