...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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