check it out our google latitudes are spooning
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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