# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
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