Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Randomize
