508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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