I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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