I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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