He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just want nice things and good sex
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Randomize
