i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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