doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Randomize
