Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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