If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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