Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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