sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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