he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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