so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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