when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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