Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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