i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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