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I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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