you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
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