i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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