I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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