I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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