YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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