I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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