Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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