I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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