I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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