so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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