she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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