i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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