They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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