you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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