I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I cut my penus on the lid.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Are we still banned from the library?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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