Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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