she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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