anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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