The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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