we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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