I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
send nudes
from the living room?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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