i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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