so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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