lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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