Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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