I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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