Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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