Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Randomize
