Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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