He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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