I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
this just has baby written all over it
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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